Friday, May 9, 2008

TGIFFF Let's Party!!!!!

Time to BLAST OFF another wild and crazy weekend!!!

Just remember to pace yourself. Your friends do not want to drag you out of situations like this:

And guys please, as the night wears on, remember to check yourself carefully after each visit to the men's room.

For God sakes, be mindful of the law when out partying. Although you may seem invisible when drunk, you are not. Police are always right around the corner.

Whenever possible, take along a designated driver

Designated drivers will help avoid situations like this

or this...

Also, remember alcohol impairs judgment. That hot chick you took home from the bar may not be as appealing to you when you wake up the next morning.

In some circumstances, severe impairment may warrant just staying put and sleeping it off. After all, tomorrow is a new day.

And finally, be respectful of others at all times. Don't be a drunk fool and provoke conflict. There are plenty of folks out there that would just as soon whip your ass as look at you.

So,have a great weekend! Party down but, for goodness sake, be safe.



Paul Hammond said...

Thanks for the excellent advice.

Shouldn't you be in Shanghai?

Mephisto Phil said...

I will be leaving Tuesday morning. Can't believe it but time is almost here.