Good thing you can't get arrested for blogging under the influence. I would be making bail about now. I was definitely way over the legal limit for safe blogging last night. If I remember correctly, I drank some white lightning with a friend of mine, went home and, it gets a bit fuzzy past that. As wasted as I was, I somehow remembered to post a blog. God, I'm committed (however uninspired or drunk I may be)!
So, for today I will post a PSA:
Mama, don't let your babies grow up to drink moonshine!
no, that's no good, how about this:
Friends don't let friends drink from a quart sized Mason jar!
nah, too obscure, maybe:
If you must drink and drive, drink only beer!
nuh uh, well maybe:
This is your brain:
And...This is your brain after drinking moonshine:
Just say Yo.